January 2011
My mom just called me downstairs. . .
iamnosneakerhead:
to say “make sure you have your room cleaned & vacuumed before the New Years hit.”
-__________- lol wtf?!
LMFAO ahahahahahahahaaaaa
Some people talk to their parents crazy..
fuckyeahkelolo:
lickthisdiaa:
My friends are like “shut up bitch”:
Im sitting there like:
Im expecting their parents to be like to be like:
But they sit there like:
Then all embarrassed and shit and they leave:
Then im like:
I wish I could do that shit:
My parents would fuckin kick.my.ass.
I didnt expect this many notes lol.
Like my parents just gon’ sit...
When people use "q" instead of "g"
-br0core:
--I hate it when someone makes me laugh when I'm...
yousmileyoulie:
They will be like,
Then I would be like,
so-wallow:
I stay home so much because my mother doesn’t know any of my friends . I feel bad sometimes because all the friends I have are males with the exception of like 5 females .
Dear girls: Boys are not going to run to your...
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Peter called shotgun in the limo.
lmfao
That one track on your iPod that is seven times...
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sincerelymadison:
You see your best friend
You see the girl who thinks she’s your best friend
You see the girl you never got along with
You see the girl that chopped her hair off
Then you tell your best friend about them
You see the “popular girl”
You…
December 2010
whenever tumblr is down for even a minute, i go...
Going through my dashboard and the only thing I...
The people I follow get so many messages
nerdsfuckharder:
And I sit here with none like
So like,
Guys while Jumping is like,
Girls are like,
I hate when people don't do certain things or go...
When you order takeout and the doorbell rings:
kaytelinn:
Unfollowers can't handle my sexiness.
When school starts again...
f*cked up sleeping schedule
ugly handwriting 4evar
waking up so freaking early
forgot there’s hw/projects due
seeing the b*tches you hate @ school
stupid teachers who gives you too much work
homework all day errday >:/
same shiet, different day.
that akward moment when you get out the shower and...
“Fat sex is the hottest sex we’ve ever had.”
– Peter to Louis- Family Guy (via just-another-damned-adolescent)
weresoyoungandinvincible asked: WHOA YOU'RE TOO COOL...lawl jk
That awkward moment when you pull too much toilet paper off the roll & you try to roll it back on but it just doesn’t look the same.
People need to STOP linking their Tumblr account...
Vanilla Ice said he paved the way for Eminem
iamnosneakerhead:
-____-
Oh God, I’m not even a fan of eminem & I know that’s not correct.
When your parents leave you in the car while they...
and you’re jamming to your music like
Then people walk past and are like
and then you’re like