February 2011
You're dating my ex? That's cool. Im eating a...
eurowanker:
vaginalprolapse:
You want those leftovers too?
I really hate stuff like this.
They’re your ex for a reason. It obviously didn’t work out the first time. Get over it.
Blatant jealousy.
and this shit was lame as fuck anyway “oo0o0o u wont my leftovers too” u faggot unoriginal fuck this was a facebook fan page people are ghey bro
That Awkward moment when the city is under attack...
“HONEYY” “What?” “Where is my super suit? “WHAT?” “WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER SUIT.”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?”
“IT’S FOR THE GREATER GOOD.”
“I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET.”
“THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER!”
“MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN.”
<3
lollll
I'm not completely heartless. I just don't give a...
When a girl thinks everybody hates her because...
itsgraysonman:
NO BITCH. IT’S ‘CUZ YOU’RE ANNOYING!
Silly mother fucker, I know.
That was yo bad.
When someone's upset but I don't really care...
January 2011
When you accidently hit the backspace button and...
That awkward moment when you don't know what to...
When you're home alone and you can do whatever the...
xoxoillest:
Reblog if you DON'T have an iPhone or a...
When people reblog your post about wanting shit in...
blooddrippingpanda asked: If you could only listen to one song for the next month, which would it be?
I just want some shit in my ask box. I'll love you...
Learning about limits in Calculus when...
all of sudden this boy goes “The limit does not exist…..THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST !”
& the whole class is like…
then I remember this scene…
& I’m like
That awkward moment when you throw a grenade at...
I learned today in Anatomy that the only living...
So the next time you see someone cute, refer to them as DEAD.
Really DEAD.
Fucking DEAD.
DEAD as shit.
…..DEAD
Sitting here on my laptop and I'm just now...
That awkward moment when the whole class randomly...
purplemallows:
openyourlungss:
THIS.
On Friday, I saw this man smoking a cigarette in...
It’s THAT serious.
eddiexd asked: your pretty XD
"Become a Fan" is old, I want to "Become an Air...
endless-facade:
Let's play my Tumblr 20 Questions. The next 20...
maxtremist:
yousofancy:
I’m never gonna get 20 questions.
I’d be lucky to get 1 but nevertheless…
I’ll still have hope though !
lhendersonslonghorn asked: hug
iwantthisbitchgonenow asked: you're pretty :)
when someone asks you to do something and you get entirely ready to go out and they cancel at the last minute
BITCH, I SHOWERED FOR YOU.
Reblog if you could use a hug or a nice message in...
That awkward moment when you say "this is...
This shit is getting terrible.
A couple months ago, this guy I went to middle school with hung himself, and today I found out that one of his good friends killed himself too. This is like the 5th person graduating in our class that has died. Last year, one of our classmates was accidentally shot by his girlfriend. The year before that, one of our classmates died that Summer. & 8th grade year we lost someone. This is getting...
thehighlifeyo asked: u sure didnt tell me u were goin to be w/ them at that D.O.V.E shit -____-
xinhaleexhalex-deactivated20110 asked: i love your tumblr,<3
it's unlike any other and i love that(:
it's unlike any other and i love that(: